thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via the-not-so-preteen-wolfboy)

bennydict-cabbagepatch:

orlesianscum:

people who think lorde’s version of “everybody wants to rule the world” is the original

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LITERALLY WHO THINKS THIS

My mum did, and she was born in 1954 AND only remembered it wasn’t Lorde’s song when my dad reminded her.

Go figure.

(Source: fiftyshadesofgreywarden)

imma-rolling-buffalo:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

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wiggle wiggle wiggle

(via canadianslut)

lady11tea:

animated wicked; concept art by Minkyu Lee (x)

(via sherlockiandoctor)

 
hellobara:

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Anonymous said: Pancakes or waffles?

Waffles, with strawberries,nutella, cream, syrup and orange juice!

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

OH thank god i thought i was reading this while drunk

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

OH thank god i thought i was reading this while drunk

(via petyr-baelicious)

This. This is what killed me

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via the-not-so-preteen-wolfboy)

korranation:

beautiful

korranation:

beautiful

(via lckci)

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

(Source: daysoffuturepasta, via timelordblogging)

Is anyone recognizing the joke here?

Churchill, Manitoba, where Polar Bears walk right down the street

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchill,_Manitoba#Polar_bears

(Source: supernunga23, via ruinedchildhood)

HELLO! I’M BACK!

I survived Hurricane Arthur and the Subsequnt 50 Hour Power Outage in Nova Scotia.